At an international language conference, several countries come together to discuss which of the languages was the most difficult to speak and write.
In the middle of the discussion, the English speaker turns to the audience and says:
– The most difficult language is English, because, for example, you write Shakespeare and you say checkspear.
Disagreeing with the Englishman’s opinion, the Frenchman says:
– French is much more difficult, because you spell pain and say pan.
The Spaniard, intervening in the discussion of the other two speakers, says:
– Castilian is even more difficult, because it is written Juanito and it is said Ruanito.
The Portuguese, seeing the discussion already very heated, says:
– Sorry, but none of your languages is more difficult than Portuguese, because in Portugal we write Sebastião de Carvalho e Mello, and we say Marquês de Pombal!!!
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