And Why Today Is Friday

Deepak Gupta July 8, 2022
Updated 2022/07/08 at 4:50 PM

It’s summer season and, despite the world being strange – war on one side, famine on the other, money in offshores and our president bathing in the waters of Copacabana, people calmly continue to fill the lanes with popular music. On one side she says she’s going to “pick the balls of my love”, on the other he’s going to “blow the whistle”, then she says “if it snowed on the top”… in short, there’s no shortage of popular parties with lots of animation. Nobody makes silly songs with the words inflation, public debt interest or fuel prices. It doesn’t rhyme!

Speaking of rhyming, today we have a collection of fantastic images, like “Eu Mexo Nos Telhões do Meu Amor”…


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Inside the ZIP there are more than 100 FANTASTIC images (for men with thick beards and people in a good mood), here is the invitation to download and see the entirety of the images.

And because today is Friday v754 [24MB]

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JOKES WITH HUMOR

The mother asks Johnny:
– Johnny, you're on vacation, why don't you play with Pedrinho?
– Mom, would you like to be with someone who smokes, drinks and swears?
– Of course not, Johnny!
- Well, mom, Pedrinho doesn't like it either.

The teacher asks students to state rules of good behavior in restaurants that they have already heard from their parents.
– Behave well! - Said a kid.
- Eat with your mouth closed. - replied another student.
All the students spoke, except Joãozinho. Then the teacher asks him:
– What do parents say when you go to the restaurant, Joãozinho?
- They say to order something cheap!

The mother asks her daughter:
– Where were you?
- At Johnny's house. He was the obstetrician and I was the pregnant patient. – replies the girl.
The mother jumps out of her chair and shouts:
– Obstetrician?!!!
And the daughter replies:
– Public sector doctor… he didn't even see me!

Ask one madman to another:
- Why are you hammering on the sundial stem?
Reply to the other:
- So, I have to tilt it a little more to set the clock to summer time…

A Portuguese man went to Brazil for a vacation. When traveling to another city, inside the convoy, he asks a Brazilian who was next to him:
- Please, can you tell me which station is next?
And the Brazilian replies:
- Of course, it's summer!

This section has the support of our reader João Pimentel

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