And Why Today Is Friday

A middle-aged lady had a heart attack and ended up in the hospital.
On the operating table, almost at death’s door, he sees God and asks:
– Is it my time yet?
God answers:
– Not yet. You have 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.
After recovering, the lady decides to stay in the hospital and have liposuction, some plastic surgeries, new tits, a facelift…
As she still had a few years to live, she thought she could still look pretty and enjoy the rest of her days.
When she leaves the hospital, crossing the street, she was run over by an ambulance and died. The woman, furious, when meeting with God, asks him:
– So I didn’t have 40 years to live? Why didn’t you get me out of the way of the ambulance?
God replied:
– Fuck! was it you? I didn’t even meet you!!!!