You Suck at Parking: a real parking race

Deepak Gupta June 10, 2022
Updated 2022/06/10 at 6:58 PM

You Suck at Parking (or in Portuguese, Tu Não Prestas a Estacionar) is the next game from the Belgians Happy Volcano.

It is, as the name implies, a game whose main theme is… parking.

Belgian studios Happy Volcano, based in Leuven, Belgium, are working on their next project: You Suck at Parking.

In Portuguese, the title of the game can be translated as "Tu Não Prestas para Estacionar" and as this title leaves no room for doubt, the game revolves around the skill (or lack of it) in parking vehicles.

You Suck at Parking is under development for Xbox, Playstation, Nintendo Switch and PC and is the only car game whose objective is to stop and park.

According to the Happy Volcanos, the game can be seen as an extremely radical experience of how to park a vehicle. Players will play against a time trial. Since the game has a strong multiplayer bent, you can already see the chaos it could cause.

Up to 8 players will be simultaneously "fighting" for the vacant parking spaces behind the wheel of their cars, crashing with the vehicles, making absurd skids and other unadvisable maneuvers to get that free space in the shortest possible time.

You Suck at Parking will have available to players, several vehicles, parking lots, customization options and skills to be unlocked as the game unfolds.

But more. There are also about 100 different levels, completely insane and with increasing degrees of difficulty to drive players crazy.

The idea is extremely funny, in particular because we sometimes see similar sessions in real-life parking lots, for example, in shopping centers and other very busy places.

Despite the gameplay being in the style of Micro Machines, the game has the potential to be fun in the multiplayer aspect. However, the question remains: "What if the gameplay was like a simulator, like Gran Turismo or Forza?"

Well, it goes without saying "Don't try this in the Shopping Center parking lot near your house!".


You Suck at Parking is slated to be released for Xbox, PC, Nintendo Switch, and PlayStation as of yet without a concrete release date.

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